Hot Investment during the financial turmoil:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares one year ago in:
- Delta Airlines, you would have $49.00 today.
- AIG, you would have $33.00 today.
- Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased a $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have made $214.00. So based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks ~900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
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